Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

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What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.