Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

a SAIYANtist!

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.