What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

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Whittle by whittle.

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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How was your thanksgiving?

gt&gt Very stuffing.

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked