What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

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Which sports team honors the true spirit of Thanksgiving?

The Redskins

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!