What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

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What did the hoodrats have for thanksgiving dinner?

Twerkey

How was your thanksgiving?

gt&gt Very stuffing.

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!