What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Carve Jokes More Carve Jokes

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

Thanksgive Turkey Jokes More Thanksgive Turkey Jokes

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!