What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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Turkey.

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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!