What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Carve Jokes More Carve Jokes

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

Thanksgive Jokes More Thanksgive Jokes

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

How was your thanksgiving?

gt&gt Very stuffing.

Thanksgive Turkey Jokes More Thanksgive Turkey Jokes

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked