What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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What did the hoodrats have for thanksgiving dinner?

Twerkey

Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked