What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

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How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

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How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

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Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked