What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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How was your thanksgiving?

gt&gt Very stuffing.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!