Because their pecker's on their face.
So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.
I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.
Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
A private investigator.
Brute.
Because their peckers are on their faces.
Their peckers are on their heads.
Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.
Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge