Why doesn't a duck wear underwear?

Because their pecker's on their face.

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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What's the difference between racism and asians?

Racism has many faces.

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Bottled Waddle.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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The rest are hunting peckers.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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A barracuchi.