Why doesn't a duck wear underwear?

Because their pecker's on their face.

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Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

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Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells .......???? Because their don't work :D :P

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.