Because their pecker's on their face.
Fabric softener.
2 gang members smashing a white boys face.
Tell him he's a duck.
For fowl play.
Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
The rest are hunting peckers.
Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge
a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!