What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

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When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!