What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"