What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...