What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

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Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

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What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

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How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.