What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

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He couldn't stand it.

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I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

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What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "