How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

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What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

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Who is your most disgruntled employee?

and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard