How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

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Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!

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What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.