How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

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How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.