How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

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How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.