How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

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Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.