How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

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I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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5/3. The same amount as for whites.

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I think we're in sink."

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Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

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No Peking!

Light Work Jokes More Light Work Jokes

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.