What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

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Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

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Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!