Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do you call cake that isn't yours?

Stollen

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!