Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing