Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !