What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.