What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

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Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

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What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.