What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews?

Because the service was horrible.

Armed Force Jokes More Armed Force Jokes

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.