What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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No idea man, im just flying the drone.

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Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

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What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.