What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

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Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

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How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.