When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
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Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Because they switched to Comcast.
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.
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Comcast
Because nobody likes his company!
Netflix and chili
They both like to throw a hoedown.
YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
Bread and Bakedfast!
A: Change it to what
They're always looking for some sort of change!
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
Soul
Because Missouri loves company
Because their companies are always short-staffed.
You pop up all night.
I'm asking for for a friend.
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)