Comcast Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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You can get cereal without nuts.

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

How much for the selfie stick?

Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Tb Jokes More Tb Jokes

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.