Comcast Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

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What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

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Load Jokes More Load Jokes

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Throw in a load of laundry.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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He was Stalin.

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Meth Head Jokes More Meth Head Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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gt- () An investigator

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Because he liked it.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!