When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
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Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Because they switched to Comcast.
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.
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Comcast
Because nobody likes his company!
Youre always meeting new people.
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
To keep geese from speeding!
The trainer responds, "The ATM"
In north korea itself.
We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.
Good goat!
Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Sikhs.
Your mother.
At a crow bar.
Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.
