I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
The week force.
You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.
Because they cant finish a race.
Wait until he's finished.
Where did Es-car-go.
Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.
IHOP
Remove only the top 1% please.
Because they always steal doubloons
It would just take a few bytes then run.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Because it's all play.
because they ran out of Natural Light
The Anti-oxy-dance
There close to the ground.