What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

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Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance

Story House Jokes More Story House Jokes

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.