What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

Story House Jokes More Story House Jokes

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.