What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

Story House Jokes More Story House Jokes

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.