What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.