What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

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What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning