What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

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What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

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What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.