What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

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What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

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What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...