What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.