A: Catsup!
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Aren't all cats pure evil
To stop a kid napping.
You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!
An alarmed clock.
So he could wake up inside.