How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

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Electricity.

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There was some money in the kitty !

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A Snowman.

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He stole her blanket.

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Freeze a jolly good fellow

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Dog Meow Jokes More Dog Meow Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Cat Bark Jokes More Cat Bark Jokes

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!