Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet