Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.