Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet