Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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What did he say?

Me: "You're fired".

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

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How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet