Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

What was Helen Keller's dog's name?

Uuuuuueeeeuuuuhhhh!!!

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet