Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?

Lou !

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

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What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet