Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Who was left?

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What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

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