What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What does Sally have?

Cancer.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

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What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

Fortune Jokes More Fortune Jokes

Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!