Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people have white hands?

Because everyone has a little good in them

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

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What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager