How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?

One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people like fried chicken?

Because its delicious.

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich