What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

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How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called?

An Igloominati

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles