What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

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What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

What does a Native American Biologist live in?

ATP

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Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.