Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

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Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Bbq Jokes More Bbq Jokes

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.