Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

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Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Bbq Jokes More Bbq Jokes

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.