Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

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Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?

One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Bbq Jokes More Bbq Jokes

What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla