Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.