What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

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What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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What is a vampires least favorite food?

Steak! ...I'll see myself out now.

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)