What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."