What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

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What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.