What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

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What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

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What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere