What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

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What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

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What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ?

A bee is an aeroplane !

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.