What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

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Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

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What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

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What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)