What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

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What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.