What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

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Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)