What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

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What do you call one black on the moon?

Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon Problem solved.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!

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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.