What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.