What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

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What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.