What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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When are the hiest's coming out?

THEY ARE NOT!

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

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What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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What do you call a crazy bug on the moon?

A luna-tick.

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.