1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.
He always came on time.
They both came in a little behind.
Because they have space issues.
They planet. (Plan-et)
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Yours.
Eclipse it.
Because it's a little meteor.
One whole Cherokee
A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house
One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.