What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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Where Are You Going ?

Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

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What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

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What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

What kind of dreams do dustmites have?

Mitemares

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What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ?

Biro light of the moon !

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What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

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What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here