What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Who's there ! Alexander ! Alexander who ?

Alexander friend are coming over !

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How do astronauts say they're sorry?

They apollo-gize.

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

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What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

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What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

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Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.