What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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How do astronauts say they're sorry?

They apollo-gize.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

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What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here