Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

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What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

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What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.