Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

How did the blonde die ice-fishing?

A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

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What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one