Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

Kevin Hart Jokes More Kevin Hart Jokes

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Michael Schumacher Jokes More Michael Schumacher Jokes

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

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How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.