Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

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What's the opposite of critical thinking?

Critical theory.

What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

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When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

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Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.