Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

What is the opposite of an autistic?

What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

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How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

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Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!