What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

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What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)