What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

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It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

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What's a mole's favourite fruit?

An Avagadro.

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

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What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi?

The Forceskin.

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

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