What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

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What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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They cut a head

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To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

What's a mole's favourite fruit?

An Avagadro.

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi?

The Forceskin.