What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.