What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

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What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.