Rye Jokes

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

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What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

liars

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

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How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

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How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

Cooking Jokes More Cooking Jokes

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)