Rye Jokes

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

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Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Oppress Jokes More Oppress Jokes

What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.