Rye Jokes

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Oppress Jokes More Oppress Jokes

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a rude German?

A Deutsch bag

What do you call a blind german guy?

A not see.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.... HAHAHAHA

Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables?

In an American nursing home.

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"