What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

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What's the difference between fancy food and military food?

Fancy food is delicious, but military food is deliciousir!

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

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What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.