What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.