What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

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What's the difference between an 115 year old man and a 46 year old woman ?

sixty-nine

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

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How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.