What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a horror fiction writer and a disabled physicist?

Haw

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

Methodist Jokes More Methodist Jokes

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store