What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Which of the following is a dangerous disease?

A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola

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Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

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What do you do with spoiled fish food?

Load it in the chum dumpster.

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.