When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
He dumped his girlfriend.
A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.
When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.
Because Wednesday is hump day.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
You break them at the middle and load them from behind
The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.
Hand her a shovel
