What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

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What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel