What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

Whats the difference between men and women when watching video?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads