What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'"

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.