What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year?

Pure Heroine by Lorde.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Champion Jokes More Champion Jokes

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.