Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Previous Random Joke Next
Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call four drowning Mexicans?

Cuatro cinco

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.