Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

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What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole