How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.