Blacking out and gaining money.
Because their weapons were made in China
Because he lost his marbles.
The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
They came in like a wrecking ball.
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
Cancer cells can get Jobs.
Someone who's too lazy to steal.
