What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

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Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money?

Because he did all his work pro bonobo

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.