Gain Jokes

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

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What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Apu Jokes More Apu Jokes

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

Anorexic Jokes More Anorexic Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What did one frog say to the other?

Reddit

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

Reputation Jokes More Reputation Jokes

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!