How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

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Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

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Bring it to a bool.

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God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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Because those men already have boyfriends.

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A power strip.

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Clothes but no cigar...

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because he chose from the kids menu

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.