How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

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What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz."

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS