How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

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Why are mexicans bad firefighters?

Because they cant tell jose from hose B

How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

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Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.