Why was the student witch so bad at essays?

Because she couldn't spell properly.

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What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

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Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he is not a full essay.