What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

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What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

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What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw