What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

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What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

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Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

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How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.