What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

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What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

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What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup?

Ghana-RIO!

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw