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What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

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What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

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What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

Triple H Jokes More Triple H Jokes

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

Fake Jokes More Fake Jokes

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

Jedi Master Jokes More Jedi Master Jokes

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Injury Jokes More Injury Jokes

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

Wwe Wrestler Jokes More Wwe Wrestler Jokes

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw