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What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

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What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

Disbelief Jokes More Disbelief Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Preparation H Jokes More Preparation H Jokes

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

What's the Italian version of Preparation-H?

Innuend-O

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans