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What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

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What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

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Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous?

Safety measures.

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

Preparation H Jokes More Preparation H Jokes

What's the Italian version of Preparation-H?

Innuend-O

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

Disbelief Jokes More Disbelief Jokes

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

Fake Jokes More Fake Jokes

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

Injury Jokes More Injury Jokes

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

Jedi Master Jokes More Jedi Master Jokes

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.