What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

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Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

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What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.