What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

What was the first profession to go all digital?

Proctology.

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!