What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What was the first profession to go all digital?

Proctology.

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Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.