What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics