What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A: A counter spy.

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A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A: A counter spy.