Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How Do You Make A Blind Man Angry?

Give him a basketball and ask him what it says.

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.