Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

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How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere