Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Why don't robots have brothers?

Because they all have trans-sisters

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

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What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...