What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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Sushi bars and stop signs.

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Juans upon a time.

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Mom &amp Dad

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my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

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He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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None because they pee sitting down.

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

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He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.