What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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What do you call a Mexican Jedi?

Obi-Juan

What do you call a Mexican boxing match?

Juan v Juan

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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

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How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?

Lou !

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What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.