What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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At the Groomers!

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A rebel without a gauze.

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BanDDoS

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Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Lou !

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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With a mop.

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Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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That's no gouda