What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm?

Organised crime.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

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What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

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Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?

Lou !

Mop Jokes More Mop Jokes

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"