I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)
A snow-blower that doesn't work.
Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
Your mom.
His brother with the laptop.
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
Because he only had 12 followers.
Jesus: *winks at camera*
About 6 million.
Santatizer
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Ground Coffee.
Answer: None it's a women's job.
