I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
The mainstream
A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)
Once you know Juan, you know Jamal
Because it's mom was a wafer so long.
You tell your mom you're Sikh.
Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.
A "brother" one."
The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast
Nailed it!"
She was running out of things to read.
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
That's no gouda
