What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did the Klondike Bar say to Jesus?

What would you do.

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

Mop Jokes More Mop Jokes

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.