What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

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What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.