What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.