What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

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What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

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What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson