How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.