What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

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How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.