The crime rate.
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Their knees! Please comment "No"
When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!
As mushroom as possible
Give the criminals badges.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.
The whole thing was a gas.
