What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

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Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None they can't change anything.