What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

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What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.