What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

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What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

How did the Canadian win the hockey game?

He took stEHreroids

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What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"