What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

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Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

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How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"