What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

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How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

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What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.