What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ?

Because it's always a THAI game.

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

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What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.