What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

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What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

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What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.