What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

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Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

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What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.