What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

Silver Jokes More Silver Jokes

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"