What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

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What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ?

Because it's always a THAI game.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"